i really wish my eyes could look in different directions so i could read my homework and paint my nails at the same time
come on evolution
Sudden 1am craving for mini cupcakes, the ones with lots of frosting
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.
and this is what the whole show was about
i have never seen a more accurate gifset in my entire life
My fucking side hurts, omg.