stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass
pocahontas was the worst
what did i just read
i am LAUGHING
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.
so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.
and the paparazzi fell for it.
i love victoria beckham.
my least favorite animals are children
and this is what the whole show was about
i have never seen a more accurate gifset in my entire life
My fucking side hurts, omg.
marius pontmercy would be that one guy who brings his guitar to every party he goes to.
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
why can’t my fat leave me everything else does
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
“You’re going to die normal”
“Like heartattack?”
yeah or a caR CRASH BECAUSE DEAN NEVER LOOKS AT THE GODDAMN ROAD








