victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him.

so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers.

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and the paparazzi fell for it.

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i love victoria beckham.

58,750 notes   -  2 May 2013

greatwhiteprivilege:

my least favorite animals are children

118,253 notes   -  2 May 2013


mymilkymoon:

beyondjustus:

sofykill:

and this is what the whole show was about

i have never seen a more accurate gifset in my entire life

My fucking side hurts, omg.

52,449 notes   -  1 May 2013

misatofanclub:

rose—-gold:

ch3guevara:

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass

pocahontas was the worst

what did i just read

i am LAUGHING



thepsychoticchef:

 

134,425 notes   -  29 April 2013

sunjolras:

mariuspontmercywould:

marius pontmercy would be that one guy who brings his guitar to every party he goes to. 

#he can only play wonderwall and hey there delilah

1,497 notes   -  28 April 2013


202,826 notes   -  27 April 2013

staff:

howellester:

do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us

we think you’re all a bunch of idiots

265,494 notes   -  26 April 2013

yamino:

mkkmypet:

nenilein:

Phoenix Wright wrote a book.

first i just saw the title and comment and i laughed but then i saw the author’s last name and, my god

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luvvd:

why can’t my fat leave me everything else does

65,958 notes   -  25 April 2013


1,155 notes   -  24 April 2013

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

160,384 notes   -  23 April 2013

bitch-jerk-assbutt-idjits:

thetardiswantscasinit:

goregeousity:

“You’re going to die normal”

“Like heartattack?”

yeah or a caR CRASH BECAUSE DEAN NEVER LOOKS AT THE GODDAMN ROAD

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23,859 notes   -  22 April 2013