shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

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itscalledvoluntaryapnea:

Windows 98 Screensavers

OH MY GOD NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WOULD LEGITIMATELY SPEND HALF AN HOUR JUST WATCHING THE BRICK WALL ONE

UGH

101,843 notes   -  2 March 2013

why does everyone in every country i go to ask me for directions WHY

1 note   -  1 March 2013

lulz-time:

catladysoul:

how the fuck do cats even work


129 plays

thejackbiggs:

Seth MacFarlane - We Saw Your Boobs

I’ve had this song stuck in my head all day! Enjoy :)

49 notes   -  1 March 2013

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR


the-absolute-funniest-posts:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

the news is just some person saying “good evening” and then giving reasons why it’s not

60,809 notes   -  28 February 2013

word vomit VS uncomfortable silence

#EVERYTIME I TALK TO NEW PEOPLE #BECAUSE I CANNOT HOLD A NORMAL CONVERSATION #HOW DO I EVEN HAVE FRIENDS

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15,240 notes   -  28 February 2013

I just wrote a haiku which I find incredibly amusing

pavelchekovbodypillow:

mortphose:

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


HYAHH YAAAH HAAAH HYAHH YAAAH
Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!
Fuck Water Temple

78 notes   -  28 February 2013